The Pope: It's time for holy war 3 revenge of the catholics, gonna take your island lol

Me, queen of Ireland with ten thousand crossbowmen and a lot of archer buffs: haha cool, valid Agincourt larp

holy shit spoiler alert but it takes 4 songs before suddenly some modern distortion is used super briefly and it's like finding out you were edging without realizing it

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Oh hey who's this? They have a creative username and they said a witty thing I should follo- wait nvm it's actually @esvrld and xe renamed xemself again

- me, constantly

there are exactly three kinds of cishets:
— the kind that spends 90% of their time sending 👀 emojis to instagram models, then scampering to delete when they realise their partner can see it
— the kind that spends 90% of their time posting slurs to discord
— the kind that spends 90% of their time wondering if email could be used to commit adultery

Imagine if we unfucked "art collecting", culturally. Imagine everyone would have a little collection of pieces by friends and family and artists they adore or connected with in their house instead of what "art collecting" means under capitalism. Wouldn't that be beautiful

tumblr-man, tumblr-man
does whatever a tumblr can
spanish dubs of canon ships
no female-presenting nips
look out, here comes the tumblr-man!

i consider myself something of a 'straight ally' (shows certificate confirming 1000 hours logged in pornhub in various fetish categories)

Dark Souls 3 pyro vendor: "If only I were a woman" *chuckles ruefully*

Me: ... okay so I have some news™ for you my frienderino

just saw a video where a "Tip guy" explains to people how to pay people to wait in line for you for Covid tests

ready to launch the predator missile at this guy's address

the notion that "prisons must not be operated for profit" presumes that state-run prisons are A-Ok

this is not the case.

Things that must never be operated:
- prisons and jails


Firekeeper: "welcome home ashen one, speak thine heart's desire!"
Me: *frantically trying to figure out which of "level up", "talk", and "leave" best sums up my heart's desire*

we should be able to go through this time of year at least once without some honky getting weirdly defensive about the colonizer holiday, like just shit the fuck up, you dont need to defend christopher columbus you cuck

imagine if the entire shooter game genre was explicitly anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist

and all the US military advertisement had to glom onto a genre like, idk, strategy or puzzle-platformers instead

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cw: tdor 

I hate seeing cis politicians talk about trans day of remembrance. I hate it. Many of us already know that they won't even try to halt the structural violence done to our community, so when they say things like "we honour their lives and recommit to the work that remains" it feels like a slap in the face to the countless trans people being crushed under systemic racism, police violence, and poverty.

thinking back to the time i posted about the basics of authorship theory and a truckload of people lost their shit at me, completely in disbelief that a published writer might be critical of the concept of authorship

today, i will once and for all draw the line where politics ends and everything else begins. then, im going to count the corners of my circular room

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