uggggh i was on tinder and saw a different gender doppleganger of someone i really wanted to bone for 4 years, and guess what i really want to bone this new person too. and i will probably do the same thing where i think they're too cool so i do nothing. this is why bisexuality is highly overrated smh
please give feedback on my dating strategy:
first date: go to an over priced bar, go back to my place, get it on to flavor of love, the dating show where flavor flav arbitrarily eliminates some number of women from his dating pool and wears a lot of very large clocks around his neck
second date: midnight showing of the room where we hook up in the dirty theater bathroom
third date: talk in depth about childhood trauma
they/them, 80% thirstposting, 20% anticapitalism & social ecology
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