Jas @Jas@queer.party

Living in the area disturbed by boar scavenging parties and seagull turf wars. Blessed.

I mean real darkness. Before all this light pollution. So dark you couldn't see your own hand in front of your face. So overwhelming you could only pray that none of the deformed creatures lurking in the hallways would try to kill you in your sleep.

I miss it.

Is #caturday still a thing? If so, I would like to introduce you to my demonic child Stella.

Exchanging clothes with your partner is definitely an up side of being gay.

Proper communication in a relationship is key. Otherwise might find yourself having to drink coffee with sugar in it.

Look at the dinner my girlfriend made for me

Today I realised that both me and my girlfriend don't know how to be grateful.

I decided to clean the kitchen in her apartment as a sweet gesture to which she responded with an apologetic stance insisting that I didn't have to put so much work into it.

And like, I did it because I wanted to make her smile, not to make her uneasy.

This made me notice I do the exact same thing. I recoil from kindness worried I'll appear greedy for receiving that which was given to me. Why?

Yo where did my hornyness go to? I need it back.

Help!

I'm at my girlfriend's place and she's just playing tf2. And earlier today I mopped the floors in here and made us coffee.

Does this mean we're married now?

Could living on the 10th floor be making sick? I get significantly more irritated by background noises when I'm at home.

Fuck I meant partners, not parents.

Jas stop posting right before sleep!

One thing that isn't talked about enough is that your parents will independently require attention at the exact same times throughout the day even if they're in different time zones.
Need for multitasking is understated.

I might return to birdsite just so I can be up to date with my gf tweeting about our sex life.

Good instance recommendations for a possibly lewd alt?