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Living in the area disturbed by boar scavenging parties and seagull turf wars. Blessed.

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remember darkness? 

I mean real darkness. Before all this light pollution. So dark you couldn't see your own hand in front of your face. So overwhelming you could only pray that none of the deformed creatures lurking in the hallways would try to kill you in your sleep.

I miss it.

Is still a thing? If so, I would like to introduce you to my demonic child Stella.

Exchanging clothes with your partner is definitely an up side of being gay.

Proper communication in a relationship is key. Otherwise might find yourself having to drink coffee with sugar in it.

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just remember kids, that under no circumstances, never, ever, ever, get yourself into a situation where computer program has any kind of power over you. This includes things like riding in a modern car, having bank account or going into a hospital.

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NEW VIDEO: Why I Wear Gloves

a video about disability, hopefully the first in a series

comments and shares and all that appreciated as usual ty 💜

youtu.be/LKYuG8NKOLQ

Food vegan 

Look at the dinner my girlfriend made for me :blobmelt:

self-discovery 

Today I realised that both me and my girlfriend don't know how to be grateful.

I decided to clean the kitchen in her apartment as a sweet gesture to which she responded with an apologetic stance insisting that I didn't have to put so much work into it.

And like, I did it because I wanted to make her smile, not to make her uneasy.

This made me notice I do the exact same thing. I recoil from kindness worried I'll appear greedy for receiving that which was given to me. Why?

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I'm not a car expert so I need a little help from you:

what's the fastest color?

lewdish vent 

Yo where did my hornyness go to? I need it back.

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Help!

I'm at my girlfriend's place and she's just playing tf2. And earlier today I mopped the floors in here and made us coffee.

Does this mean we're married now?

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*listening to rise against* fuck yeah dude I'm gonna vote so hard in three years

Could living on the 10th floor be making sick? I get significantly more irritated by background noises when I'm at home.

polyamory shitpost 

Fuck I meant partners, not parents.

Jas stop posting right before sleep!

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polyamory shitpost 

One thing that isn't talked about enough is that your parents will independently require attention at the exact same times throughout the day even if they're in different time zones.
Need for multitasking is understated.

Shitpost 

I might return to birdsite just so I can be up to date with my gf tweeting about our sex life.

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ec; suggestive; advice req 

Good instance recommendations for a possibly lewd alt?

ec; suggestive; advice req 

Good instance recommendations for a possibly lewd alt?

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psst

hey

Remember that picture of Elon Musk with Ghislaine Maxwell at one of Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile parties?

I do.

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