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HEYYYY y'all!

So I've transferred my gay ass to @JakeMonkey and I'm mooooostly active over there right now! Please do me a follow! <3

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time again!

Ohai! I'm your new friend Jake! I'm a socialist queer monkey that likes you! I'm in a longlonglong term polycule with @Yeledov and @kalcobalt both of whom I live with!
I'm a'datin pretty hard on @tisiphone@octodon.social and she's awful cute...
I like new people sayin hi so say hi! I dun bite unless I'm asked nicely!
I'm probably out here playin vidyagarmes or managin my dire beets or cooking something fun!
Flirting: ✔️
Snuggling: ✔️
Meanies: X

belly and pussycat 

and slime rancher. pet the belly or the kitty, which would you prefer?

HEYYYY y'all!

So I've transferred my gay ass to @JakeMonkey and I'm mooooostly active over there right now! Please do me a follow! <3

ok guys I'm camping @JakeMonkey for the mo! come follow! get better queer.party!

time again!

Ohai! I'm your new friend Jake! I'm a socialist queer monkey that likes you! I'm in a longlonglong term polycule with @Yeledov and @kalcobalt both of whom I live with!
I'm a'datin pretty hard on @tisiphone@octodon.social and she's awful cute...
I like new people sayin hi so say hi! I dun bite unless I'm asked nicely!
I'm probably out here playin vidyagarmes or managin my dire beets or cooking something fun!
Flirting: ✔️
Snuggling: ✔️
Meanies: X

polyam, flirt mention! (+++) 

Gushed about my girlfriend to my partners today and my man sent me a flirt to give to her from him at our date later tonight... this the day after I wingmanned for said girlfriend by getting her to leave her number on a napkin for a hot flirty waitress who was into her... alls I'm sayin is... how awesome is polyam, y'all??? IZ PRITTY DAYUM AWZUM IS TEH THING!

med mention, hype, fud... (+++) 

Ok, drank my breffust shake, took my meds, including my two thyroid meds, and chased em with coffee.. IS TIME GOING SLOWER I THINK TIME IS GOING SLOWER WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE A DOPPLER BLUE TINT?

I HAVE NEW TECH AND I LOVE IT!!! Got a handmedown macbook from my girl and it is so SEXEH imma die... she even lemme swipe her old huge gorgeous monitor!!! When it's all set up imma share so many photos...

You guys. My girlfriend farkin inspires me, she's so damned strong and sweet. I maaaaay be freaking out because we have our first overnight date tonight, during which we will dance to a fun riotgrrl sounding Tacocat concert. SHE WILL KNOW I CANNOT DANCE GUYS THE SECRET WILL BE OUT HEPL HOW DOES ONE DANCE?

Guise. I am having an harde tiem making my wishlist for Channukah. "One (1) chapstick. no, no, a playstation VR rig. no... a five buck Dutch Bros gift cert..."

Oregon Pol 

"I'm tired of being a moderate in Oregon and feeling like I never win".

You stand for nothing, you get nothing.

tmi, cats, wholesome bathroom encounter 

Ooookay....so I'm in the bathroom peeing, and a cat saunters in, sits in the litter box next to me, looks me in the eye, and pisses so hard for so long I finish first. He then walks off without covering it. Did I... is he the owner now?

Dear lord RuPaul: please bless this day and make me shashay and stop me from being in such a foul mood because of all the cishets I work with amen.

hmmmm..... feeling a bit sensitive today, I think it's a day that calls for snuggles. Hrm. Yes. *nods sagely*

ohgawds I'm watching X-Men Last Stand and tbh I cannot help thinking every damn time Magneto opens his mouth YEAH GAY WIZARD GRAMPA YOU TELL THEM EFFIN FASHIES!

This is the single greatest triumph of technology over itself, boost if you agree.

*sings showtunes until I transcend gay and come out the other side as a Mormon Rupaul*

*gently increases your peace of mind by falling asleep on your rectangular glowing thingy*

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