“Sir, that's my emotional support homophobic slur”
It's their favourite bit of the song. Watch the joy on their face when they sing it. It's like ‘five goo-oooold riiiiings’.
Only with a bit more hate added in.
As every year, I offer the replacement ‘cheap lousy BRAGGART’ which both rhymes and can similarly be belted out, and nobody innocent has to feel targeted by it.
@FuchsiaShock There's a version where Kirsty sang "you're cheap and you're haggard" that someone shared the other day in one of the many many twitter arguments over the song
@FuchsiaShock I once heard "you've taped over Taggart" as a proposed replacement and that's probably my favourite.
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