My brother who teaches English in Japan has been making teaching materials so the kids can learn how British people celebrate Christmas.
I think this is a work of deadpan comic genius.
@shahaan you can tell how he feels about dad forcing him to wear the hat
@FuchsiaShock You do have to wear the hat
@witchfynder_finder @FuchsiaShock it's tradition
@FuchsiaShock You have to wear the hat.
@FuchsiaShock but...
but I don't want to wear the hat
@g1comics @FuchsiaShock you have to 
@g1comics @FuchsiaShock You have to wear the hat.
@MxCraven @FuchsiaShock Look, if I agree - reluctantly - to wear the hat, at least will you not read out the bad joke?
@g1comics @FuchsiaShock The bad joke isn't even close to the terrible jokes I make normally.
@FuchsiaShock I had never heard of crackers until visiting my UK friend one Christmas. They don't exist in the US.
@FuchsiaShock Your brother is amazing. I am also teaching English in Japan. Students asking "What do you do at Xmas?"
"Eat too much, annoy each other while drunk and then ignore each other with video games, TV or books."
"Oh, so like New Year."
"Er, the same but staying up late."
@FuchsiaShock situationist poem
@FuchsiaShock it has a threatening aura. i love it
@FuchsiaShock OMG, a _green_ hat...
@FuchsiaShock absolutely brilliant
@FuchsiaShock wait, is this a real tradition?
@matt absolutely. it's a british thing.
@FuchsiaShock
Lmao love it
You have to wear the hat. 😑