My brother who teaches English in Japan has been making teaching materials so the kids can learn how British people celebrate Christmas.
I think this is a work of deadpan comic genius.
@FuchsiaShock I had never heard of crackers until visiting my UK friend one Christmas. They don't exist in the US.
@FuchsiaShock Your brother is amazing. I am also teaching English in Japan. Students asking "What do you do at Xmas?"
"Eat too much, annoy each other while drunk and then ignore each other with video games, TV or books."
"Oh, so like New Year."
"Er, the same but staying up late."
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