fighting games, rant 

like who came up with the ridiculous idea to make a fast game knowledge-based. as if the ass-backward way to do literally anything with your character wasn't annoying enough. yes of course game i love to input down, down-right, right, A, X, right, right-down, down, left-down, left, X just for a basic bridget combo that probably doesn't even link bc of some magical numbers in the background, sounds like a great game concept. not that i couldn't, but WHY would I want to.

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fighting games, guilty gear strive 

i think i'm giving up on them. i dont wanna spend many hours being bored in training mode just to be good at something which is already becoming very repetitive when i could spend that time in a fun game or even outside with other people. being good at shooters is enough for me.

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innuendo 

all I want for my thesis is to be submitted and readable

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Popped my head back into twitter to see what was going on, and it's wall-to-wall examples of transphobic hatred by cis people, being screenshotted and shown endlessly by trans people to other trans people.
I deserve better then having to see that 24/7, and so do all the other trans people on the platform. So I left again, and resolved never to return.

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Lewd/silly 

- Where is the lube?
- on the bottom drawer
- of course!

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I just assume everyone on here is dating everyone else on here at any given moment.

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fool's gold. dipshit's bismuth. aluminum of the chump. these are just a few of the minerals the "courts" have legally prohibited me from trafficking in.

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the hottest news in transfem circles is that Ikea is now carrying Blåhaj cosplay, right in time for Halloween too. I'm here expecting the naked sharkgirl lewds on my masto feed, yes this is subtooting

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Ur in her dms im in her bed
im blahaj

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get urself a girl who can do both (meow AND mew)
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westerners: "uh achsckhully in china and north korea people onyl respect their leader because of the toxic cult of personality they built up"

also westerners:

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I want to experimentally find out the best conditions to grow rucola, and call it rocket science.

my face when the queens death will finally be announced formally

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for German fedi people; begging for job hunting help again, I'm so sorry 

German fedi people I call upon you once again; how do I write an application to a buro help job, it can either be in part-time or mini job and I probably will have to quit once I start an ausbildung.

Do I write "I want to earn money till I start internship" in the mail, and should I do part-time or minijob? I'm genuinely lost rn

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