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I like Everything, Everywhere All At Once, but there has to be a Director’s Cut where that specific fight in the first act is completely uncensored.

Let 👏🏾 Them 👏🏾 Swing 👏🏾.

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Be the gay you wish to see in the world. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Nothing in this post constitutes professional and/or financial advice, nor does any information in the post constitute a comprehensive or complete statement of the matters discussed or the law relating thereto 

you should drink #water

yea i watch dragonball z, i know pinnochio, vagito etc

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+coming out, +parents 

as in, came out as trans, she knew i was pan for quite a while

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+coming out, +parents 

came out to my mum today. she's super supportive and i love her so much 💜

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We are stuck in the deathstar trash compactor. My disgusting allies are panicking--the pretty boy bounty hunter pathetically tries to stop it with a largr metal bar. The wannabe-jedi is but a little desert cuck; of no use to anyone. The others are non-entities.

I wait until I see hope leave their eyes, and say "watch this cope-suckers," and unbelt my imperial waistband, unleashing my gargantuan, fleshy ass cheeks so they press against the sides with amazing force--the walls stop closing in.

The princess now perches atop one of my enormously rotund ass mounds, giving me the ultra-horny eyes. Her two simps are struggling for air beneath the weight of my other ass flap. Typical.

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Das 9-Euro-Ticket als Schülerfahrkarte nutzen und trotzdem vom Jobcenter den Normalpreis erhalten? Das sei laut Ministerium für Wirtschaft und Arbeit Baden-Württemberg eine "ungerechtfertigte Bereicherung".
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lewd, nsfw mention 

strangely enough i am not like this at all irl, like, i spent my sunday afternoon at the nude beach talking to a group of 4 perfect strangers on the basis of them being hot and me wanting to show off my body also they were really cute

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lewd, nsfw mention 

me: oh hell yea i'm gonna post a nude today i've finally worked up my courage
also me: *has deleted the good nudes out of anxiety*

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Suche nach transfreundlicher Stilberatung/Friseur 

Könnt ihr eine transfreundliche Stilberatung (und/oder auch Friseure) im Raum Hamburg empfehlen? Bin mit meiner Frisur nicht mehr so glücklich, war jetzt einfach seit 4 Jahren nicht mehr hin und hab's einfach wachsen lassen, auch aus Angst dass die mir einfach nen Herrenschnitt verpassen, und auch Aus Angst dass man da eh nichts mehr rausholen kann (Haare zu dünn, Haarlinie zu maskulin und so).

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misogynie in electronics 

also throwback... wednesday i guess? to that time a fellow engineering student told me when she interned at Siemens she was placed with the (mostly female) secretaries, because management thought she would be lost in the (mostly male) engineering department. somehow this is the thing that makes me the angriest because she's (visibly) muslim and didn't need that shit on top of all the racism she presumably faced.

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homophobia in electronics 

the company i now work at is tiny, we have no HR or other relevant departments, so i "only have a girlfriend" and am a "cis dude", out of fear of losing this job or having to constantly argue with the boss. what hurts most though is having to talk about my boyfriend as just a friend i mountainbike with :(

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homophobia in electronics 

at another company, my direct superior brought up the usual shit about it being unfair that there's gay pride because there is no straight pride. at a previous job he apparently was involved in the US missile program. he also believed in the weirdest conspiracy theories like "yea big pharma has developed a cure for alzheimers long ago but they keep it secret because the meds to alleviate it make more money".
smile and nod, Jo, smile and nod^^

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racism, homophobia in electronics 

like, my dude, i can assure you the gay community has access to way better vibrators than your shitty milk frother and the people working at microsoft are way, way smarter than you with your failing tiny-ass business

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racism, homophobia in electronics 

it's really astonishing how prevalent this is: at a former workplace my boss claimed to have developed the first solar-powered milk frother (what a dumb idea) and that at the time it was very popular with the gay community because it vibrated. he did this in front of our openly gay PR guy.
another time he claimed "the stupid indians" working at microsoft were somehow at fault for him deleting his outlook archive file and losing all business correspondence...

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birdsite transphobia 

since deleting my twitter account, i am able. to sometimes go whole days without hearing about something horrible happening to trans people. it’s great only hearing one or two reminders the world hates me for what i am per day.

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