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you should drink #water
We are stuck in the deathstar trash compactor. My disgusting allies are panicking--the pretty boy bounty hunter pathetically tries to stop it with a largr metal bar. The wannabe-jedi is but a little desert cuck; of no use to anyone. The others are non-entities.
I wait until I see hope leave their eyes, and say "watch this cope-suckers," and unbelt my imperial waistband, unleashing my gargantuan, fleshy ass cheeks so they press against the sides with amazing force--the walls stop closing in.
The princess now perches atop one of my enormously rotund ass mounds, giving me the ultra-horny eyes. Her two simps are struggling for air beneath the weight of my other ass flap. Typical.
lewd, nsfw mention
strangely enough i am not like this at all irl, like, i spent my sunday afternoon at the nude beach talking to a group of 4 perfect strangers on the basis of them being hot and me wanting to show off my body also they were really cute
Suche nach transfreundlicher Stilberatung/Friseur
Könnt ihr eine transfreundliche Stilberatung (und/oder auch Friseure) im Raum Hamburg empfehlen? Bin mit meiner Frisur nicht mehr so glücklich, war jetzt einfach seit 4 Jahren nicht mehr hin und hab's einfach wachsen lassen, auch aus Angst dass die mir einfach nen Herrenschnitt verpassen, und auch Aus Angst dass man da eh nichts mehr rausholen kann (Haare zu dünn, Haarlinie zu maskulin und so).
misogynie in electronics
also throwback... wednesday i guess? to that time a fellow engineering student told me when she interned at Siemens she was placed with the (mostly female) secretaries, because management thought she would be lost in the (mostly male) engineering department. somehow this is the thing that makes me the angriest because she's (visibly) muslim and didn't need that shit on top of all the racism she presumably faced.
homophobia in electronics
the company i now work at is tiny, we have no HR or other relevant departments, so i "only have a girlfriend" and am a "cis dude", out of fear of losing this job or having to constantly argue with the boss. what hurts most though is having to talk about my boyfriend as just a friend i mountainbike with :(
homophobia in electronics
at another company, my direct superior brought up the usual shit about it being unfair that there's gay pride because there is no straight pride. at a previous job he apparently was involved in the US missile program. he also believed in the weirdest conspiracy theories like "yea big pharma has developed a cure for alzheimers long ago but they keep it secret because the meds to alleviate it make more money".
smile and nod, Jo, smile and nod^^
racism, homophobia in electronics
like, my dude, i can assure you the gay community has access to way better vibrators than your shitty milk frother and the people working at microsoft are way, way smarter than you with your failing tiny-ass business
racism, homophobia in electronics
it's really astonishing how prevalent this is: at a former workplace my boss claimed to have developed the first solar-powered milk frother (what a dumb idea) and that at the time it was very popular with the gay community because it vibrated. he did this in front of our openly gay PR guy.
another time he claimed "the stupid indians" working at microsoft were somehow at fault for him deleting his outlook archive file and losing all business correspondence...
Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism now!
Several Genders in a Trenchcoat (genderfluid/no-biney)
pansexual
polyam
Berlin-based
i do tech and such
will sometimes post nsfw and nudes of myself, minors stay away