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cat, digital art 

I made a rough sketch of my quirky but cute cat. Might make a more precise drawing later. What do you folks think of it?

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Lewd, Shitpost 

One day I will have my own dick. Until then I'll have to make do with other people's dicks

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shitpost 

Hey could you pick up some gender euphoria and self love on your way home? Thanks

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Is it possible to automatically tag all my toots with shitpost?

i want to get up to go find and eat some bytes, but am too hungry to get up… am stuck!! pls help

hmm… i think everyone might need some purrs today

i will help because i am a helpful kitn

*curls up and purrs with all its tiny might*

i think that you should skritchy a kitty today, maybe even this kitty

i will never have a racist meltdown. it's not going to hap— (bunch of tweets from 2016 about how 'i love racism', 'love too do racism' etc fall out of my pocket) shit

checking with the tree of life real quick to find out how many pints are in a cup just American things

lewd 

Dick Assman

> Richard Arthur "Dick" Assman (February 14, 1934 – August 15, 2016) was a Canadian gas station employee whose name propelled him to celebrity status across North America for four months in 1995.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_A

lewd yearning 

looking forward to having the back of my throat tickled soon

lewd german yearning 

hätte gerne 1 pepe in m1 popo

You can only have one of these two kinds of relationships with a Swedish person.

adhd, parents, bullying, meme 

Parents of kinds with adhd who perform badly at school:

*pushes everything off a table*
there, i got this table clean for you! i am such a good kitten :blobcat:

girl in a _banging_ anime-style coat and impeccable harajuku brushed hair told me in passing that my outfit ist extrem schön, getting comments by strangers in Germany is like winning hard mode ( ꈍᴗꈍ) now I'll vaccine-recover with a big smile on my face :blobcatmeltlove:

I swear im not high. I dont smoke weed... Thats ummm a uhhh vase over there and this metal thing is for grinding up tea leaves. Umm. Yeah, tea. Also do you have any doritos?

lewd joke 

from now on I will only be referring to anal as "1 pepe in 1 popo"

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