Every politician: I will create so many jobs, I am going to be remembered as the most job-creating-est ever.
All of us: We only need jobs because we'll die otherwise, if you make it so we don't have to have a job just to survive, you could focus on a million other things.
Politician: Jobs! Nothing but jobs! You will be at the mercy of a money-hungry employer and you will thank me for it!
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