Uspol, sexual assault implication 

I fear for dfab's in my country. Cause I know the Reich's bullshit when it comes to white dfabs, and how POC's are already coerced or forced into sterilization.

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Uspol, sexual assault implication 

Inb4: brides of MAGA 😬

I live by a pool and it seems like 99.5% of what life guards do is tell kids to stop running.

Produce farming is often a plate spinning game where a cow boy is also shooting at your feet 👩🏼‍🌾

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Lord help me, I found the Fire Emblem yuri :BlobCatBlush:

Just me and my gen z grand children. Eat your fruits and veggies so you don't get scurvy. Remember to gut your kills downwind from camp to avoid attracting feral dogs.

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Learn to cook, learn to garden, learn to sew. I guess my coping mechanism for the shit show is becoming apocalypse grandma :blobcat_thisisfine:

Uspol, natural disaster 

Otherwise no injuries, or damage to home or car.

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Uspol, natural disaster 

Potentially 72 hours without power from an extreme storm. But hey, climate change is fake :blobcat_thisisfine:

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communication, gender 

This is such a nice example of how one message has such a different meaning to different audiences.

#church

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Replace every article about Elon Musk with an article about someone fixing/maintaining important infrastructure. A person repairing buses. A person repairing and tweaking wheelchairs. A person tending to a community garden.

Not going to lie, might make a greek chiton.

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Ph, infection mention+ 

At least I'm getting an up to date std screening out of my urgent care visit. I'm peeing blood occasionally. The theory is strenuous activity.

Guess high gas prices are driving me back to the bike lyfe.

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potion seller i am going into doing tasks and require your strongest executive functions

Guess my local pride is in September and probably tentative on COVID. Considering no pride for two years, I'll take it :heart_trans: :heart_pride:

Party idea: get a variety of bagged cereal and roll in the catnip :gay_weed:

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