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YOU GUYS MIGHT BE HORNY FOR JUDY AND NICK BUT JUST REMEMBER

THEY'RE BOTH COPS NOW

AND ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS

Y'all, I've been growing my hair out for a few months and it's starting to look p fuckin good. I'm never cutting it again.

Putt-Putt moves to Philly, buys a loft, starts a noise band, gets six or seven roommates, eats hummus with them, books some gigs, paints, smokes cloves, listens to Animal Collective, & starts some type of salsa company.

so many fucking engineers are telling me "oh so a 90 degree angle isn't possible, a 90.199 degree tip is fine" or like "just make it 12.02". first of all, get a real job. second, mlb regulations don't ask for About 12. they ask for 12. they require an impossible shape to be on the field for legal play, meaning there's never been a legal game of major league baseball

just told a guy on tumblr that the E in STEM stood for English Literature and he blocked me

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