MtG, Color, Philosophy, Nerdery, Discourse Show more
Black: *Walks into room, whistling obnoxiously and looking very smug*
White: "Uh, excuse me, I though we all agreed to follow a dress code. Go put a shirt on. Also, what is that sticking out of your chest?"
Red: *Takes off shirt, blows a raspberry at White."
White: "Very mature, Red."
Green: *Peering intently at Black* "...Is that a zombified hand sticking out of your chest!?"
Black, even smugger than before: "So what if it is?"
Green and White, in unison: "Dude, that's fucked up."
Black: "I'm sorry you think that. It must be very trying for you."
Green: "why would you do that to yourself?"
White: "Also, I'm pretty sure this violates our rule about visible necromancy in the common spaces."
Black: "So you think your rules are more important than my life? Typical."
Green: "No, seriously, why would you do that to yourself? What the fuck, Black?"
Black: "I had a close call with a demon and needed something to keep my heart beating."
Blue, not even looking up from their book: "Not the solution I would have chosen, but I guess it works."
White: "You mean you made a deal with a demon and it went badly for you, and now you're trying to squirrel your way out of the consequences."
Green: "Please don't insult squirrels by associating them with Black. Black, can you find a solution that doesn;t make us all look at the rotten severed hand protruding from your ribcage? Like, maybe putting a shirt on?"
Black, disdainfully: "I could..."
Green: "Will you? Please?"
Black: "Why should I? I rather like this look. I might even go for some more severed hands protruding from my body, just for artistic purposes."
White: "See, now thats a violation of the rule about deliberately trying to wind each other up."
Green: "Dude, don;t be an asshole. We all need to live in this world together. We should try and get along. And deliberately making everyone else look at your disgusting perversions of the natural order is not trying to get along."
Black: "If you want me to do something, you should make it worth my while. What's it worth to you?"
White: "Dude, constantly trying to extort advantages from us is no way to live. If we all did that, this place would be miserable for everyone, you included."
Black: "Well maybe if you weren't constantly trying to strangle me with rules and regulations, I wouldn't have to extort you."
Red: "Yeah you tell him Black! Fuck the police!" *Tears off pants throw's them at White*
Green: "Look, I think white goes a little overboard with all that too, but you have to consider other people."
Black: "The fuck I do, you goddamn hippy. I didn't spend eons struggling and amassing vast power so some treehugger could tell me how I needed to respect others! I worked hard for this power and I'll use it as I please."
White: "Typical behavior. See, this is why we need rules."
Red, shouting at the top of their lungs: "FUCK YOUR RULES! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO-"
Blue: *Locks everyone else in a stasis field, goes back to reading their book* "Ahhhh, much better."
I need gifs of bears, elephants and bats, please and thank you.
Okay there really needs to be a way to pause at least the home timeline cause I'm tired of trying to read a longer type toot and it just scrolling away from me lol like
Gonna be playing more Passpartout tonight on stream. I've got a THING planned, so if you like weird art created from chat prompts, please attend. :)
It ends with you hopping down off the stage, red-faced and sweating, screaming "ORNITHORHYNCHUS ANATINUS!" in a front-row audience member's face.
"Surrey With the Fringe on Top" from "Oklahoma", only you start "Chicks and ducks and geese" and then just name birds for three minutes, slowly becoming more specific in naming and agressive in tone.
Poverty Show more
I often tell friends who are struggling to put food on their plate they should apply for SNAP or go to the food bank
They often reply that they don't want to take it from the people who really need it
Friends, if your bank account is zilch and you're begging online for donations to buy food, you're the people who really need it. It's for you. I only ever got myself out of poverty by taking advantage of every social service available.
Try the food bank.
Anthony Hopkins: Welcome to Westworld where you can do or be anything you want.
Me: I want to be the horse
Anthony Hopkins: No
Me: I knew I should've gone to Horseworld instead.
I have been sitting at my desk counting forms going "WAAAH! WALUIGI! WAAAEEEHHHHH" for like, 3 minutes, this is not professional behavior.
courage the cowardly dog's series goal was to show as much fucked up shit as possible before adult swim came on
I'm a pronoun
They're a pronoun
He's a pronoun
She's a pronoun
Wouldn't you like to be a pronoun too?
Facebook link, wrestlers with animals Show more
Cesaro made friends with lions.