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ableist meme 

extremely NSFW, penis 

Another genderless insult you can use grocery shopping 

I kind of love opening up a game (tabletop or otherwise) and having no idea what anything means. I suppose it's an indication that I'll get to learn a lot of highly specific stuff, and that I'll have a lot of nuance to explore.

Just repeating it for the back row: public bathrooms with security codes on the locks are discriminatory

No, mum. You can't just "pause" mastodon. If I log off they're going to either start attacking each other like feral animals or make a new meme that isn't funny. This is very important.

"The Rains of Castamere" fits to the tune of "Jingle Bells" you're welcome.

A thing that I want:

Every instance has a built-in ambassador account. Its username is always @ambassador so it's really easy to find another instance's ambassador.

It's a bot that, once an hour, boosts the most-liked post (singular) from the instance that was posted in the last 3 hours (without repeats, and only first posts in threads). If nothing posted, no boost.

It could be a nice compromise for people who want to follow the local timelines of other instances maybe?

today.

The results of this election are going to be very interesting, although whether they will bring much good for the country I don't know.

capitalist waste 

When u pull out your 12th century Viking chess set to impress your adversary and they still Scholar's Mate u in ten seconds flat

If present me met 14 year old me we'd probably both be shocked at each other

image descriptions arent just for people with visual disabilities

theyre also for people like me, who have shitty garbage wifi

i want to enjoy your memes

I hate games that have first-person animations for healing items that are injections of anything because like... you have to watch your character stab themself in exactly the same part of the arm over and over and like... is this really helping pal? is it????

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